The asphalt is slick with blood, the desert wind howls with hunger, and the Roadkill Girls are roaring toward their July 15th release date!
That’s right—your next sleazy, blood-drenched horror fix is in the final editing trenches before barreling into layout for eBook and paperback editions. Pre-orders will be announced soon, so keep those engines running.
Imagine She-Devils on Wheels colliding with The Hills Have Eyes—then hitting a monster-filled ditch at 90mph. This is savage, pedal-to-the-metal horror, where a ruthless all-female biker gang squares off against:
✔ Diner-running cannibals with a questionable chili recipe.
✔ Ancient, burrowing horrors that turn the desert into a feeding ground.
✔ Drug-induced psychosis, brutal fight scenes, and enough gasoline-soaked chaos to make Mad Max blush.
No heroes. No mercy. Just chrome, carnage, and creatures that should’ve stayed buried.
Right now, Roadkill Girls is getting its last rounds of red pencil and razor blade edits—because even killer worms and outlaw bikers need a little polish before hitting the road. Then, it’s off to layout, where the paperback will look like it was pulled from a 1983 bus station rack (in the best way possible).
If you miss the days when horror was unapologetically vicious, wildly fun, and drenched in grindhouse spirit, this is your next read. No deep metaphors. No safety nets. Just knuckles, knives, and things that crawl.
Stay tuned, hellriders—the Roadkill Girls are almost here.
(And if you don’t pre-order? Well… the desert has ways of finding you.)
-John